Monday, February 25, 2013

Ultimate Horsemeat Scandal

USAU Asks Discraft to Give Flying Disc Plastic Quality Guarantee

USA Ultimate may suspend the use of DISCRAFT Ultra-Star plastic discs in Ultimate games over the horsemeat scandal, USAU's chief sanitary official said Sunday. The official told a local internet radio station that they have asked the premier manufacturer of flying discs for a guarantee that DISCRAFT Ultimate discs don't contain horse. When asked to comment on this claim, DISCRAFT said "neigh."

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You just made me laugh out loud.