Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Breaking News

Does the term "mallet" mean anything to you? If you are a carpenter, then it's a woodworking tool. For an orthopaedic, a mallet'd finger means your finger is not able to be straightened.

Sludge doctors have examined CHarlie's right middle digit that was harmed during a friendly weekend basketball game & officially diagnosed him with mallet. A full recovery is expected after an unpalatable 3 weeks of no ulti & no b'ball.

Speculation is quick to point out that possible overuse of single-finger waving @ Weis during Notre Dame football games over the last few years made CH susceptible to mallet.

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