"Ultimate"

There's a new fad in sports town, so you will need to be extra vigilant in how you answer: What'd you do this weekend?

If your answer was "Ultimate" be prepared to get some strange looks from people thinking you are participating in the sports-du-jour Ultimate Frisbeeighting.

The Onion runs down the most commonly cited reasons for the Ultimate Fighting's popularity which includes:

• Accidentally TiVo'd by people hoping to watch the Ultimate Frisbee Championship

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